knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
he’s just been waiting a long time ok
Hannibal au where everything is exactly the same except Hannibal deep fries everything
I fucking cannot with this man.
how drunk was he?
A lot drunk
bryan fuller giving us a handy guide in case we ever need it
who’s free this weekend
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
you really really must call a bee keeper!
My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere. We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen. I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend. My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house. He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them. He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one. The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away. All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated. Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!
Pardon me while I burst into flames
This just makes me so furious. The more I look at this the more furious I get.
This girl has cuts covering her legs for an obviously traumatic event - she was raped by her father.And these people on Facebook have the audacity to make jokes and puns about it to her.
Then, to make things worse, I scrolled down expecting to see comments on this site defending her and I see yet more jokes. There was only one comment defending her. One.
And the worst part is the people who state that because she has cuts, she’s not allowed to take pictures or smile.It’s a good fucking thing she’s smiling, it means that even if just for that moment, it’s possible she’s happy. And she bloody well deserves to be happy. If she’s taken a picture, that’s fine. She’s allowed. If she’s showing her cuts, that’s fine, that’s her choice and hopefully that means she is not ashamed. Someone in the comments said it was because she was “attention-seeking” and honestly, even if she did post that picture so that someone would ask her what’s wrong that is not necessarily attention-seeking - that’s a cry for help.
If anyone asks me why I love Merlin I will always go back to the fact that when he gets his magic back he could do literally anything in the world; create fire, change form, make himself stronger, destroy something, whatever he likes, but he chooses instead to create butterflies.
my hobbies include thinking of stories to write and then not writing them